ok, when you said "sometimes it depends on the code and the server... bla bla bla..." all i heard was the charlie brown teacher say "wah wah WAAHH wah wah."

but thanks for the feedback. i have all my posts set to close after 10 days of being published due to past hate, but sometimes i find myself just wanting to close comments all together... and then the guilt comes in... the whole free speech comes in... and then someone comments that i should tie my tubes so i don't mess up another child as badly as i have this one and i close my computer for a week.

In response to mybottlesup's question, dear dooce (and jon), what ...:

@dooce i've considered the butt wiping however, i prefer not to chafe.
@jon my husband has the SAME EXACT RESPONSE.
@micmaker i too am grateful for the dooce community. :)

In response to Fitz's question, Like Dooce, I'm a bit ...:

for what it's worth, i keep a "bottle of the week" page on my website. i'm the ultimate non-sophisticated wino and buy my bottles based on price and how cute the label is... http://www.mybottlesup.com/bottle-of-the-week/

good luck! cheers!

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not a question... but the new tagline on the april masthead made me spit my coffee on my laptop. LOL. my hub graduated from USNA and it made me think of when he was a plebe... hysterical. well done.

dear jon: this belongs in "health and beauty" right? my hub is diggin your chops in your current photo and wants to know what your secret is for the growth process. any tips?

if you're a stay-at-home-parent, what's your weekly routine like (if you have one)? do you grocery shop one day? laundry another? or is it just mass chaos like my weeks?

dear dooce & jon, you take fantastic photos & have a growing empire w/ your community. i adore it. but i work hard on pretending like i know what i'm talking about with wine. http://www.mybottlesup.com/bottle-of-the-week/ your wine diary would pummel me.

dear dooce: what do you use for blush? whether taping a vlog for momversation or posting pics on your blog, your blush always looks so well placed on your cheek bones. do you use a certain sumthin-sumthin to get that cheek bone affect. kthx.

dear dooce, how do you decide which posts to open to comments and which to close comments on?

dear dooce (and jon), what do you do with your hate mail? do you save it and create wallpaper for your office? shred it? turn it over to lawyers? or allow the dogs to use it as a toilet. i could use some creative ideas on what to do with mine. thanks!

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