Member Since: November 2, 2009
Location: Vermont
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2 for one. Ode to Jon AND Christmas, go with a Nutcracker.
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A bacon basket.
a checkbook! granted, i don't know anyone who actually still balances a checkbook so the joke might be lost on the whippersnappers in the audience.
The obvious answer? Jon's balls.
Might I suggest tequila? Because that usually triggers nudity.