jkottke

No, really. I have a friend, yeah, let's call him a friend, who is in the same situation you are in, full-up with kids, and is considering maybe doing something drastic like getting stuff all tied up down there. The only thing I've heard is that you've gotta ejaculate like 500 times in order for it to stop hurting when you have sex. It seems like you'd never get anywhere near 500 because it's like some reverse Pavlovian response where when your wife gets naked, instead of getting a treat, you're huddled in the corner all sweaty and clutching at the phantom pain in your crotch. I.e.: total buzzkill. That can't be true, can it?

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